tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1835781852953290769.post6142376936958388618..comments2023-05-20T00:49:28.868-07:00Comments on SogeShirts.com Presents: Blog of Masterful Entertainment: 13 reasons Vampire Sex is dangerousSoge shirtshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16726787866181861491noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1835781852953290769.post-36218287937190317062010-01-29T10:01:06.270-08:002010-01-29T10:01:06.270-08:00Very funny Tim!Very funny Tim!riablahgshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14119479509929142020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1835781852953290769.post-10831860959644123312010-01-25T08:55:29.075-08:002010-01-25T08:55:29.075-08:00I think you may be missing a couple reasons sex wi...I think you may be missing a couple reasons sex with vampires is dangerous...<br />14. Vampires only want to have "sexy time" when you're on teh rag. As an added bonus for a vampire, tampons make tasty treats and bedtime snacks.<br />15. Ever try getting laid in a coffin? Not only is it uncomfortable, it's nearly impossible...without crippling you and/or making you claustrophobic first!! And frankly, after that experience you'll wish you WERE dead. Talk about "getting nailed in a coffin".Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.com