Jon and Kate= ratings!

Usually I don't give two craps about pop culture maybe one and a half
at best but Jon and Kate Gosselin are driving me insane. There is no
escape from them or their innocent eight. First Jon is allegedly
cheating on Kate with a "teacher friend" at a bar and then Kate is
rumored to be spending adult time with a bodyguard. Since when do you
even time to have affairs with other people when you have eight kids?
How do you even get out of the house? I don't think the I'm going to
the market to pick up milk excuse is going to fly when you are gone
the whole night. I almost wonder if the whole affair mess is a charade
by Jon and Kate to get more ratings for their TV show. They could be
secretly be sipping wine in bubble baths together while they count
their new millions the publicity of their affairs are getting. If I'm
right here are some other Jon and Kate storylines you may see this
season.

1. Jon decides to leave Kate to go to Iraq. He decides to take Joel
with him for some daddy fighty time but Kate reminds him that Joel
can't go on the flight since Jon didn't use a coupon to book the
flight.

2. Kate decides that one of the eight must be put up for adoption. She
lets America vote one of the eight off American Idol style. Ryan
Seacrest is brought in to console the loser.

3. Jon gets romantically linked to one of the married cast members on
The Hills. Kate declares Jon to be a professional marriage destroyer.
Ratings surge.

4. Kate appears on the next celebrity apprentice. She makes Omarosa
and Joan Rivers cry.

5. All eight kids divorce their parents and get the rights to all the
money their parents have made off of them.


Tim from Soge Shirts