Social Media= Unsocial Me

I love social media and social networks, I do, but their comes a point when I need to pull myself away from them and actually be social out in real life. I think that goes for all of us who use them. Here are the signs that you may need a break.

1. You've stumbled upon the whole internet including the upside down transgendered clown site but you've yet to stumble upon your significant other in weeks.

2. When you make jokes like "That book is on the New York times bestseller list? I haven't reddit."

3. Your self esteem depends on getting popular on digg and just like high school you aren't popular.

4. You've signed up for other social networks even though you know you aren't going to use them ever. (I'm looking at you Ryze)

5.You have more blog catalog friends then the population of china.

6. You meet with your closest friends on twitter and make the coffee shops sad.

7. You drop more entrecards than Timbaland drops beats.

8. You think facebook applications are fun and useful, especially the funwall.

9. You think mybloglog kinda sounds sexual. Hint if this happens stumbleupon your boyfriend or girlfriend or transgendered clown. Cause you are hard up.

There you have it. Go spend time with friends, and family, and your spouses etc. The social networks will still be here... and I'll have 5000 friends on each suckers bwahahhaha.