humor tees in July

It's july which means beaches, barbecues, and two more months to football because lets face it baseball sucks. It also means we have some new great humor tees and some fantastic graphic t-shirts for this month.

Our first new design is Love Conquers all. It features a giant sacred heart burning with love being worshiped by three tiny hearts. If you believe in love and humanity you should put this on your must get list. It's probably more of a shirt for the ladies but if you're a guy and want to get one that is fantastic. This is a great cute t-shirt design for girls with each bowing heart serving as a reminder that love conquers all. If the Aztecs would have remembered that they would have whipped Cortez's butt.

If you hate little heart people bowing at the feet of the great sacred heart we also offer the design with just the great sacred heart. This is because we like all of our customers except for Frank. If your name is Frank and are reading this I'm referring to a different Frank. Anyways wear this t-shirt at the mall and you'll get a bunch of that is so cute comments or that is so precious. Either way you'll get positive attention.

Our next shirt in our line of great graphic tees is Every Time You Eat Meat A Hippie Drops A Hacky Sack. This shirt is pretty literal. Every time you eat meat a hippie loses his concentration and lets the hacky sack drop to the ground. Meat is cryptonite to a hippie and especially affects their foot skills. Veal is the greatest offender to hippies as anytime veal is eaten not only do they whiff kicking the hacky sack they also punch themselves in the face. I don't really have anything against hippies as they have some pretty noble ideas with exception to their inability to shower or wear deodeorant.

Wear this cheap graphic tee to a barbecues as their is sure to be many a meat eater that will give you a high five. Do not wear this shirt at a PETA conference or at a whole foods market. Although your shirt will have meat on it only real meat will stop their legs from working. You will get kicked by strong hacky sack playing hippie legs a lot if you wear this t-shirt in their presence.

Next in our awesome humor t-shirts for July we have the need to get laid equation. The concept of this shirt is not too hard to figure out. Unless you are a physicist or in aeronautics solving quadratic equations all day is pretty pointless and is definitely not going to impress the members of the opposite sex. In these times a facebook account and attending college is all it takes to hook up. Leave all the einstein stuff to the chess team or Matt Damon/ Russell Crow from the movies. Yes I know Matt Damon and Russell Crow got laid in their movies by being math geniuses but they were Matt Damon and Russel Crow. Jaime Escalante got no loving even will all the inner city kids he taught. Wear this shirt at funny college t-shirt in the dorms and you'll get loving in no time unless you're a jerk. Don't wear it in your engineering class or else you may have pi shoved in your face.

Finally we have our new t-shirt design on zazzle My bologna has a first name but no social security number. This funny graphic t-shirt is a reminder that you better get a background check on a piece of bologna if you are going to hire it. It only has a first name, no social security number, and that green card looks like they took some monopoly money and had it laminated. Darn that clever bologna. Bologna is so sketchy that sometimes it tries to go to subway and pass itself off as salami. Wear this shirt everywhere! Bologna has lost popularity in recent years and it needs to make a comeback.

Fresh Broccoli is just as Nasty as Frozen Broccoli Tee Shirts

Vegetables, much like a natural cotton silly tshirt, is better organic and fresh. In my estimation, the previous statement is 100% true with the
exception of broccoli. Dump enough butter or ranch to clog your arteries and broccoli will still taste nasty, whether it is fresh or frozen. I don't know what is is about broccoli that gives it that crisp, sour, cardboard taste, but I believe the green afro it hoists on top of its stem has something to do with it. Never eating anything with a green afro, is a lesson I learned from cannibals in the Peruvian jungle. Maybe it's irony that broccoli tastes so bad, yet is so nutritious, you need to eat it. C'mon science, make broccoli taste like pizza. Or at least make broccoli give me super powers so i can dawn a funny graphic tee, and fight crime in my jeans.

There are so many places you can wear this cheap funny t-shirt.

1. Wear it at a whole foods market to confuse people. You are shopping
at a healthy organic market, or vegetable covered street corner poker table,
and you're wearing a graphic tee shirt with
Fresh Broccoli is Just as Nasty as Frozen Broccoli.
You might get kicked out or vegan's might scream at you for spreading rumors about their favorite dessert.
Reply with "If it tasted like chicken instead of a small bonsai tree, it'd eat it"
But you've got a funny graphic tee, that warns flavor lovers of an impending disaster.

2. Wear it at football and baseball games. In an environment
where fried food, hot dogs, and beer reign supreme,
you wont find broccoli concession stands.
America pastimes don't include eating bushy little green microphones of yuck.

3. I don't need to come up with a third place since the hilarious tee
shirt is just that good.


Back in the sixties/seventies it was all about sex drugs and rock n roll. Since then we've all gotten a little older and a little wiser and a new era has dawned of No sex, Rx Drugs, Rock and Roll Out of Bed Tees, has taken over the youth. Now don't get depressed ask for more meds, the good news is there is more partying to be done.

Take a big step in your life and get this hilarious bad offensive t-shirt and let others know that you have a kick ass and take names, sense of humor. (or a kick names and take ass kind of humor, .. however the saying goes.)


Try to party the greatest way possible ... responsibly. Responsibly partying isn't waking up next day 150 miles southwest of your job, 1 hour before work starts probably wont get you on your boss's "due for a raise" list.
This type of partying usually involves presents, 100% juice and a blended variety of pinata hitting, and pin the tail on the donkey.

Spend time with your kids. Teach them the responsible ways to party, before it's too late. You would hate to tell them about your past and how you blacked out.. not wearing your crazy hilarious tshirt, or pants, in the middle of a football stadium parking lot. Remember, teach your children that abstaining from sex, using prescription drugs, and forcing yourself to get up in the morning may not make you the life of the party, but it will lead to more productivity which is a good and responsible thing. Plus you'll be able to amaze stranger with stories of your party days. Don't worry now that you are non Rx drug free, you'll be able to remember them.