1. Your lifelong dream is to be in a focus group so you can meet CNN's Soledad O'brien
2. You aren't sure whether Joe the plumber is really a plumber, or even named Joe.
3. Either Obama is a communist, a socialist, and an Arab terrorist, or McCain is a really good liar.
4. You want McCain to mention that he met Bob the Builder before he gets your vote.
5. You are in your ninth year of undergrad studies and are still undeclared.
6. You know Biden is going to say something retarded, but you think Sarah Palin might be retarded.
7. You're more interested in who Paris Hilton picks as her assistant.
8. You like Obama, but you love Tina Fey and want to see her on SNL more.
9. You want to make sure that you are a real Pro American before you cast your vote.
10.You're a Democrat, but you bought the Palin porno and got too attached.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
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LOVE you Tim!! Too funny, as always!
ahh, i've missed my tim humor... can't even begin to tell you my favorite reason of those posted. maybe the tina fey one... she really is hilarious, isn't she?
I'm so sick of hearing about Joe the plumber. His names not Joe, he's not a plumber, he doesn't own the business and he makes 40k a year. If he votes for McCain to get a tax break, he's a freakin idiot! Note to Obama and McCain: Get off Joe and talk to us about Bob the Builder.
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LOL! A fabulous list as always :) I love Tina Fey.
Haha. That's great, thanks for the giggle!!
As usual you made me laugh and are right on the money. I loved the plumber and Sarah Palin retarded ones!
Ones of these make me laugh so loud my boss stuck his head in my office..
classic.. love it
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