Showing posts with label celebrities. Show all posts
Showing posts with label celebrities. Show all posts
Friday, February 29, 2008
Lazy Friday
Do you ever have the days where you just feel like doing nothing? You feel like one of those big old lazy manatees that is content beached on a tropical island. The motivation to strive and do better just isn't there for that particular day even though you know tomorrow is going to be different and you'll be psyched. I feel like I need to be slapped in the face today by maybe some lady with long fingernails so i can get that extra jolt on the follow through. How does Tony Robbins do it? The dude is a half Frankenstein half cyborg filled with pure positivity. Bad day is not in his vocabulary. He would of kicked James Blunt's ass for that song and I would have given him a high five for it. He would have called that song so you had a day that was a bit less good than others but still good. I love people that can spin language like that and make anything negative sound somewhat positive. Lol Tony Robbins kicking James Blunt's ass makes me smile maybe I will get some stuff done.
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Monday, February 25, 2008
Young female celebrities
In today's blog i want to address the effect the media has on young female celebrities such as Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Olsen twins etc. I want to preface this blog with an important note. The responsibility and actions taken by young female celebrities are mostly their own fault for any consequences that occur. That being said their are numerous factors that play into their bad decisions.
First of all the paparazzi are paid stalkers that get paid to dig up and try to catch these girls in the most compromising of positions. Just leave them alone when they are trying to use the restroom or are having a private family moment.
Secondly I swear that the day these girls turn 18 their publicists immediately get working on getting rid of that innocent image. Being responsible and grounded doesn't get media coverage or magazine covers and its boring. Instead publicists help convert their clients from wholesome to whoresome.These young ladies go from hello kitty to hello pussy, bobbing for apples to bobbing for aholes, spelling tests to pregnancy test,and from using ez bake ovens to being baked and easy. Its sad how much we know about these celebrities when it really shouldn't be any of our business. I would write more but I got to pick up an us weekly and go watch extra.
First of all the paparazzi are paid stalkers that get paid to dig up and try to catch these girls in the most compromising of positions. Just leave them alone when they are trying to use the restroom or are having a private family moment.
Secondly I swear that the day these girls turn 18 their publicists immediately get working on getting rid of that innocent image. Being responsible and grounded doesn't get media coverage or magazine covers and its boring. Instead publicists help convert their clients from wholesome to whoresome.These young ladies go from hello kitty to hello pussy, bobbing for apples to bobbing for aholes, spelling tests to pregnancy test,and from using ez bake ovens to being baked and easy. Its sad how much we know about these celebrities when it really shouldn't be any of our business. I would write more but I got to pick up an us weekly and go watch extra.
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