Blog review: Stay at home Mom blog

Every Thursday the Sogeshirts presents blog will do a blog review from our friends around the internet. All we ask is for an honest review of our t-shirt site sogeshirts.com. Our first blog The Stay at home mom blog combines interesting stories of family life, useful daily life tips, and good old fashioned humor. It really has something for everyone. From great recipes such as blackberry coffee cake to her die hard love and passion for the red sox the author gives a great insight into her daily life and makes her readers feel like they are part of the family. Every Wednesday is wordless Wednesday in which pictures of family life are shown in which it is easy to see that family comes first. A particular favorite post of mine is the post in which Sue's daughter thanks the troops for fighting for our freedom in a letter she sends them.

Another thing I love about the blog is the author is not afraid to express her opinions. She felt that teachers should not go on strike cause it only hurts the kids. If you love a blog that has heart, humor, strong opinions, family values, and always has something new go to http://momoftwounder18.blogspot.com/ and check out the stay at home blog. When you find out how fantastic it is make sure to subscribe to it.

Mastering Internet technology

The internet is tough man. There's always some new piece of technology to learn and you got to keep up with the times. I first heard about widgets about a month ago and I was like wtf is a widget. I figured it was a midget that was a witch or something. Then RSS feeds started popping up everywhere like orange gophers. Everyone knew how to set their feed up but me. The RSS stood for Real shitty setup cause I was awful at setting it up. Its all about html code and the public school system did not make computer science mandatory. Score one for the nerds again. Eventually through good old feedburner I learned the art of the rss feed setup.

Also I understand ping pong but if you take the pong away you get ping which is another internet term I haven't mastered. Pingback sounds like a chiropractic condition and yet I must find out all of its secrets. I'm sure by the time I finish writing this blog widgets and rss feeds will be irrelevant and I will have to learn more new, innovative, and frustrating forms of technology. If you stumble upon this delicious blog I hope you dig its content and will be glad that you read it.

College is for parties

Always go to a party school if you are in college. Take the six year plan and don't make the same mistake I did. I decided to go to UCSD whose only parties were lan parties. Students there were either at the the library or the laboratory or as i call them the liboring and the laboringtory. Left to fend for myself in a non social wasteland I decided to form a gang. The gang consisted of a nerdy asian guy named MSG-dawg, an unsmooth Indian guy named Touchable because he liked to yell out to the female engineering students that he was so Touchable, and me. Those guys gave me the nickname the sadistic statistic cause I was one bad ass math major dork.

Our gang roamed the mean streets of La Jolla where we helped old ladies cross the street and prevented many a frappachino jacking as that is about as criminal as UCSD gets. MSG-Dawg, Touchable, and I decided to go to a frat party where MSG dawg couldn't withstand his excitement. He was like dude that girl is topless and I was like huh MSG-dawg you are crazy and he was like "yeah man she's laptopless. I've never seen a girl here that isn't studying or on her laptop" After that I realized man I'm not in the upper echelon of smart kids here at UCSD why am I even here. I should have studied etch a sketch, keg stands, and beer pong at SDSU. Instead of finishing in 4 long boring years I could have finished in 6 fun years making memories that I won't remember due to the alcohol.
So remember kids stay in school... as long as you can!

Suburban Rap

Suburban Rap? What's Suburban rap? Suburban rap is the art of taking a rappers lyrics to the suburbs. For example the lyrics for "I like big butts and I cannot lie" suburbanized would be I adore plump derriers and I cannot mislead. Basically I make the lyrics as far away from the streets as possible, because as a sheltered middle class white guy I know nothing of the streets. I don't carry guns with me, i carry a stick of chewing gum or some mints thus suburban rap is born.

Lets try a suburban rap together. Lets use Ludacris song lyrics "Move bitch! Get out the way" The first thing that needs to go is "move" cause its not too polite. Excuse me is more tact and likely to get a much more pleasant response in my land of white picket fences and 2.3 kids. Next that ugly b word has to go. In the suburbs we say miss even if the woman is a total soccer mom bitch. So move bitch suburbanized becomes Excuse me miss. The second part is a bit tricky, we need to be polite but firm as the bitch is still in our path. I think the best course of action here is a combo play. Start with a nonthreatening question like "would you" or "can you" to show some down home cornbread manners. Then out of nowhere hit her with the please step aside to show you have art galleries or a maroon five concert to get to urgently. Bam you got a suburban rap lyric. Move bitch get out the way just became excuse me miss would you please step aside? We went from a command to a question. Now take a suburban rap lyric "I enjoy it when you call me large father" and try to guess what the original rap lyric was.

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Lazy Friday

Do you ever have the days where you just feel like doing nothing? You feel like one of those big old lazy manatees that is content beached on a tropical island. The motivation to strive and do better just isn't there for that particular day even though you know tomorrow is going to be different and you'll be psyched. I feel like I need to be slapped in the face today by maybe some lady with long fingernails so i can get that extra jolt on the follow through. How does Tony Robbins do it? The dude is a half Frankenstein half cyborg filled with pure positivity. Bad day is not in his vocabulary. He would of kicked James Blunt's ass for that song and I would have given him a high five for it. He would have called that song so you had a day that was a bit less good than others but still good. I love people that can spin language like that and make anything negative sound somewhat positive. Lol Tony Robbins kicking James Blunt's ass makes me smile maybe I will get some stuff done.

Salem witches: Why they got burned

Have you ever wondered what it was like to be alive during the puritan era of the 1600's? No? In this blog I want to give some of my theories as to why so many woman were labeled as witches and burned at the stake. Maybe they really were witches and weren't sharing the eye of newt with the rest of the village, but it seems unlikely. I think women were called witches in the 1600's if they had brooms but didn't clean. "Abby, please go clean the attic before the rodents appear." "No father I refuse." "She's a witch burn her!" Poor Abby she was probably going to clean later but she had church to go to at the time. If you refused to do the butter churn, you would have to instantly burn.

Also it was very convenient to label women as witches if you were a gameless guy and couldn't get a date with the girl that you liked. "Hey I think we should make out" "No thanks i'm not interested" "She's diddled Lucifer for fortnights, burn her!" Very mature guys. I bet they had giant bonfire parties for the girls, oh i mean witches, that didn't put out. What a great society that had to be. Salem either handed out burnings at the stakes like coupons for arbys or smallpox for those lucky indians.

Young female celebrities

In today's blog i want to address the effect the media has on young female celebrities such as Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Olsen twins etc. I want to preface this blog with an important note. The responsibility and actions taken by young female celebrities are mostly their own fault for any consequences that occur. That being said their are numerous factors that play into their bad decisions.
First of all the paparazzi are paid stalkers that get paid to dig up and try to catch these girls in the most compromising of positions. Just leave them alone when they are trying to use the restroom or are having a private family moment.

Secondly I swear that the day these girls turn 18 their publicists immediately get working on getting rid of that innocent image. Being responsible and grounded doesn't get media coverage or magazine covers and its boring. Instead publicists help convert their clients from wholesome to whoresome.These young ladies go from hello kitty to hello pussy, bobbing for apples to bobbing for aholes, spelling tests to pregnancy test,and from using ez bake ovens to being baked and easy. Its sad how much we know about these celebrities when it really shouldn't be any of our business. I would write more but I got to pick up an us weekly and go watch extra.