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Friday, January 16, 2009

Later facebook friend i'm hungry

Don't know if you guys heard about this but until yesterday Burger King had an application on facebook in which if you sacrificed ten facebook friends you would receive a free whopper. Apparently facebook friendships aren't very important and 233,906 online friendships were ended. I can understand getting rid of ten facebook friends that you really don't know but I'm sure there were people out there that dumped some buddies for 3 dollars and fifty cents of angus beef on a bun. Surely more of these sacrifice applications will emerge in the next year or so. Here are five possibilities.

1. Dump your boyfriend/girlfriend via the let's just be friends facebook application and receive a free two weeks of matches on

2. Convert to a new religion via the you are now saved in whatever denomination you just chose application and receive 15 percent off on the new religious book you just bought.

3. Put your pet to sleep via the get something cuter application and receive a coupon from your nearest puppy mill.

4. Foreclose your house via the you're screwed application and you get a coupon for nothing cause you're screwed.

5. Get rid of any myspace friends you have via the thanks for crushing myspace application and facebook will give you the super duper poke app.


Kim said...

High five on this one.. I am laughing my ass off.. bhahah..

Donna said...

I hope none of my friends get hungry. :) Nice post Tim!

Tenakim said...

I heard about this and thought it was a joke- how odd! How do Ifind out if any of my friends were hard up for a whopper and dropped me? That would be devastating- not really.

Mrs4444 said...

Funny stuff here, my friend :)

The Daily Blonde said...

THIS is a post I wish I wrote. You rock.

Momisodes said...

I had no idea about BK! I have to admit, when I read your first sentence, I was already thinking of who I was willing to sacrifice. But then I read "whopper." Not a whopper fan. But if it was for onion rings, I'd be all of it :)

#1- "let's just be friends application"- ROFL!!! Genius.

LceeL said...

LingMAO. really. Except I can't afford to sacrifice any friends. I don't have that many.

Momo Fali said...

I need one for annoying neighbors please.

Kiwi said...

Ha, another awesome post. Keep it up!

ssgreylord said...

you crack me up. seriously.

Straight to Your Hart said...

Hey how did I miss that one??? Are you a facebook friend of mine??!! JK...LOL!!!