Burger King of butts

I find the Burger kings promotion of Spongebob Squarepants using a
Sir Mix a lot parody a little disturbing. Pairing Sir Mix a lots love
of rumps with a beloved kids cartoon character might be the worst
combination since bacon mayonnaise. I can't figure out who Burger King
is trying to target in this ad. Are they going after the eight year
old boys who like butts demographic or the adults who enjoy ladies
in square pants fetish?

Sir mix a lot wins in this commercial as he shovels more money in the bank. Who knew loving big asses would make him not have to work another
day in his life. As odd and weird as Burger Kings square butts
commercial was I'll give them some credit for not doing a hello kitty
hello pussy commercial. The Burger King would not have it his way in jail
if they did that one. Pickles would definitely be included in buns of course.

Now that Burger King has come up with a really bad parody linked to
kids tv shows, I wanted to come up with some other bad parodies of
songs that could sell some nifty products.

- Flomax uses the Frankie goes to Hollywood song "Relax don't do it".
In this commercial a nervous man with his legs crossed is sitting on a
bench looking uncomfortable. The new lyrics for the song are relax just do it. Flomax will get you through it. Relax just do it when you want to go. The commercial ends with the guy running to the restroom.

-Coppertone sunscreen takes the Nirvana song "You Know you're Right"
and makes it "you know you're white" to sell sunscreen. Some of the
lyrics changes include "you never were good at basketball, you don't
know how to dance at all, the sunlight bothers you, use sunscreen
daily too. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you know you're white you
know you're white.

- Victoria's secret takes Right Said Fred's nineties hit "I'm too sexy
for my shirt" and changes it to I'm too sexy for my skirt and shows
Victoria secret models in lingerie. Oh wait that would work actually and
be the best commercial ever.

Tim

Later facebook friend i'm hungry

Don't know if you guys heard about this but until yesterday Burger King had an application on facebook in which if you sacrificed ten facebook friends you would receive a free whopper. Apparently facebook friendships aren't very important and 233,906 online friendships were ended. I can understand getting rid of ten facebook friends that you really don't know but I'm sure there were people out there that dumped some buddies for 3 dollars and fifty cents of angus beef on a bun. Surely more of these sacrifice applications will emerge in the next year or so. Here are five possibilities.

1. Dump your boyfriend/girlfriend via the let's just be friends facebook application and receive a free two weeks of matches on match.com

2. Convert to a new religion via the you are now saved in whatever denomination you just chose application and receive 15 percent off on the new religious book you just bought.

3. Put your pet to sleep via the get something cuter application and receive a coupon from your nearest puppy mill.

4. Foreclose your house via the you're screwed application and you get a coupon for nothing cause you're screwed.

5. Get rid of any myspace friends you have via the thanks for crushing myspace application and facebook will give you the super duper poke app.

Burger Wars

We've already seen commercials in which one burger company like Jack in the Box makes fun of McDonald's cause of a recent law allowing companies to directly mention/parody their own competition. I'm waiting for these Burger wars to get nasty like the presidential election. Below is an example of Burger King ripping on McDonalds.

Interior Mall of America.

Roland McDon'tald walks into the mall. He is similar to Ronald McDonald in every way except he has purple hair and grey lipstick instead of red hair and red lipstick. He also has a bit of a drinking problem and is stumbling about the mall like a deer that has just been hit by a car. Roland stumbles over to the first group of kids and parents who all look terrified.

Roland McDon'tald: Hey kids and baby makers.

Roland scratches his butt and coughs.

Roland McDon'tald: Lets go eat at McDonald's cause eating shitty poor people food is awesome.

A blond child begins to cry.

Roland McDon'tald: Oh come on. Here, I'll give you a toy.

Roland pulls out a broken beer bottle.

Blond mom: That's not a toy that's a broken beer bottle.

Roland McDon'tald: Give me a break lady I just joined a twelve step program.

Blond mom: Great.

Roland McDon'tald: Yeah I took twelve steps to the fridge to get another beer. I'm loving it.

The lady hits Roland with her purse and then the proverbial Burger King pops up on the screen.

Burger King: I'm the Burger King and I approve this message



Here is McDonalds counter attack ad:

The Burger King and Jack in the Box are passed out in a shack on a bed spooning. Jack wakes up confused and stares at the Burger King before waking him up.

Jack: Hey King wake up. How much heroin did we do last night?

Burger King: I don't know man. A lot... a whole lot.

Jack: We didn't do anything gay did we?

The Burger King smiles coyly.

Burger King: I don't know... you tell me.

Jack: You son of a bitch. You know I'm straight! I even got got out of the hot tub in the swingers commercial.

Burger King: Well you sure liked sausage in your biscuit last night.

Jack: Noooooooooooo!

Burger King: How can you be surprised? I'm always waking up in other guys beds. Wake up with the King.

Then Ronald McDonald pops up.

Ronald McDonald: I'm Ronald McDonald and I approve this message. Eat McDonald's and don't do heroin.