New t-shirts for May

Rainbows come from a magical place, not science and everyone knows
that. Since rainbows are magical it only makes sense that they come
from a magical mythical creature such as the unicorn. Despite the
unicorns beauty and magical qualities a unicorn can not create a
rainbow out of nothing. It releases the rainbow out of a bodily
function known to them as passing beauty and known to us as passing
gas or farting. Everyone has bodily functions, just unicorns are
better at producing 7 different beautiful colors out of their toots.
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Our next shirt is genuis/genius.
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Yes they are two different shirts. By wearing one you are saying to the
world I am a brilliant mind and am proud enough to tell everyone about
it. I like sudoku, crossword puzzles, and enjoy mensa meeting
biweekly. By wearing the other shirt you are saying I like to wear
funny and ironic t-shirts and intelligent people will get the joke.
I'll let you decide which shirt is which since I assume everyone
reading out there are geniuses.

Our last great graphic t-shirt is available at
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Welcome to fantasy Island! This shirt beats the pants off the tv show get it? The dancing red on the shirt indicates a playful nature of things to come. Any
fantasy that you can imagine that is rated pg 13 in nature can be
achieved as a result of buying this t-shirt. We can't be responsible
for all you moms leaving your hubbys for Brad Pitt or George Clooney.
The other great benefit to the shirt is you are automatically much
more friendly than a walmart greeter. They can only welcome people to
walmart while you welcome them to an island of fantasy. What is better
an adventure of a lifetime or twenty cents off of Scott paper towels?

Tim

Burger King of butts

I find the Burger kings promotion of Spongebob Squarepants using a
Sir Mix a lot parody a little disturbing. Pairing Sir Mix a lots love
of rumps with a beloved kids cartoon character might be the worst
combination since bacon mayonnaise. I can't figure out who Burger King
is trying to target in this ad. Are they going after the eight year
old boys who like butts demographic or the adults who enjoy ladies
in square pants fetish?

Sir mix a lot wins in this commercial as he shovels more money in the bank. Who knew loving big asses would make him not have to work another
day in his life. As odd and weird as Burger Kings square butts
commercial was I'll give them some credit for not doing a hello kitty
hello pussy commercial. The Burger King would not have it his way in jail
if they did that one. Pickles would definitely be included in buns of course.

Now that Burger King has come up with a really bad parody linked to
kids tv shows, I wanted to come up with some other bad parodies of
songs that could sell some nifty products.

- Flomax uses the Frankie goes to Hollywood song "Relax don't do it".
In this commercial a nervous man with his legs crossed is sitting on a
bench looking uncomfortable. The new lyrics for the song are relax just do it. Flomax will get you through it. Relax just do it when you want to go. The commercial ends with the guy running to the restroom.

-Coppertone sunscreen takes the Nirvana song "You Know you're Right"
and makes it "you know you're white" to sell sunscreen. Some of the
lyrics changes include "you never were good at basketball, you don't
know how to dance at all, the sunlight bothers you, use sunscreen
daily too. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you know you're white you
know you're white.

- Victoria's secret takes Right Said Fred's nineties hit "I'm too sexy
for my shirt" and changes it to I'm too sexy for my skirt and shows
Victoria secret models in lingerie. Oh wait that would work actually and
be the best commercial ever.

Tim

The Best Las Vegas T-shirt. Almost 99% Guaranteed to get you free drinks.

The Best Las Vegas T-shirt. Almost 99% Guaranteed to get you free drinks.

The lights, the glamour, the strippers, the money, the food, the money, the shows, the hookers and the beer are all things we leave behind when we leave Las Vegas. Hopefully most of you take home some money, and if you’re lucky, a stripper. The question that remains is “How to get free stuff while partying in Vegas.”

           

My answer to you my friend is the official Las Vegas T-shirt. The Hello My Name is Buy me a drink T-shirt is the Greatest double fisting, official drink for free shirt, ever invented.

           

Some may say this is only speculation, but proof resides in the massive amounts of hang over reports by friends and family collected by the institute of higher drinkers, that state “I didn’t have to say anything. They just handed me a drink” – Anonymous, California.

   

This is not your average run of the mill funny drinking tshirt. It is in fact a direct statement towards an amazing dance of conversation, and consideration, that turn strangers into friends. The shirt has a “Hello my name is” sticker, usually reserved for business meetings, book clubs, and pyramid scheme conventions. However, this is not your ordinary hello my name is sticker. This sticker provides a warm greeting of “Hello my name is” showing the receiver of this message that you are open to a hand shake or a handout, and plan to offer a greeting of your illustrious name. Once they commit to accepting this greeting, they are overwhelmed by humor as they find out what your name is. A simple request, with first, last and middle names. “Buy me a drink.” For a second, they can’t believe that this awesome sweet tee shirt actually has the sticker and buy me a drink printed on it! After a quick breath to regain consciousness and the laughter subsides, they are more inclined to get you a beer, or a shot, than they were before they saw your awesome Vegas tshirt.

60% of the time, it works every time. Except the other 90% of the time it works, it really works. You drink for free with these Drinking t-shirts. Ladies, if you have the looks to get free drinks, in Vegas, in clubs, or even at Denny’s, but you want to show how personable and funny your sugary insides are, they’re available for you, in a style all your own. Check out how cute you can look in a buy me a drink t-shirt for women.

If I was wearing my buy me a drink Las Vegas drinking t-shirt, and came across a beautiful woman such as yourself, with a  Hello my name is buy me a drink women’s t-shirt, the streets of Vegas would shake with the power of alcohol exploding as we toast to free drinks. I warn you, it is not voodoo, nor is it a revelation, prophesized over 1,000 years ago, that there will be a flood of free drinks, greater than the free drinks you get in Vegas already for gambling. No sir, this is a warning that you might wake up pants less, looking for your buy me a drink t shirt, so you can escape down the hall, pick up food from the left over neighbors room service, and get yourself a Bloody Mary, to stop your head from spinning.

This cool shirt can only provide free laughs and booze, not protection from…what’s their name.