I like using twitter to keep up with my favorite blogs and let my many awesome extremely intelligent and remarkable fans know that I have a new blog post to annoy them er entertain them with. One thing that I love about twitter is its 140 character limit. This forces me to send little short blurbs that hopefully get to the point. Usually these points are whining. Twitter is great for whining. I like complaining about the 70 degree and sunny weather out here in southern california to my twitterati buddies just to confuse and anger them. Nothing better than receiving a 140 character profanity laced tirade. In twitter when you send a message its called a tweet. I'm sure they would have called it Tweeter if it wasn't for that stupid electronics store. When i send a message its called a twit. Tweets are important my twits are usually stupid and pointless like having a 162 game baseball regular season. If you're new to twitter here is some lingo used in the twitter world.
Twitthore- basically a person that sends more that 200 messages on twitter a day and updates their status every five seconds. A twit whore if you will.
taking a twit- people that take the what are you doing a little too seriously and leave the status of their current bathroom activities.
twatters- people like me who like to bitch on twitter. "my dog died today" boo hoo you twatter. Just kidding thats pretty sad.
twitty- people who can be witty and amuse via twitter. If you are fortunate enough to have some of these as friends bleed them for all the entertainment you can get.
Twitting the hay- When twitter decides to crap out and have technical problems preventing tweets from being sent.
pitch twitter- somebody who tweets for one of their friends while their friend is on vacation.
big twitties- No its not about boobs you pervs, although I wish it was. Big twitties are members of twitter that have over 3,000 followers and can influence the social media spectrum with one tweet.
too legit to twit- Bloggers who think be a magpie, the service that pays people to occasionally put ads in their tweets, is a bad idea or pretty lame.
pity twittys- messaging someone on your twitter friend list not because they have something interesting to say but because they are lonely.
Follow me on twitter at twitter.com/sogeshirts
Friday, November 28, 2008
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4 comments:
I'm a twitter, he's a twitter, wouldn't you like 2 be a twitter 2?
Thankfully I never update with my bathroom activities.. LOL
The Big Twitties is a good one...hahaha. Yes I am being immature here. Can't help it, nice post Tim.
i love it. even though i haven't a clue what i'm doing with twitter, you still had e laughing hard, as only you can do, tim!
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