Vitamin Russian roulette!

The world of vitamins has often been a confusing one for me. One vitamin will save your life while another will stab you in the heart. One will improve your sexual vitality and the other will remove your genitalia like a Congan wizard. Unfortunately often times the vitamin is labeled as both beneficial and harmful depending on different scientific studies. For instance in some circles flaxseed oil is sworn as an agent that prevents cancer while other studies say it actually increases cancer risk. There is more flip flopping there then a faking soccer player, a political debate, and a tumbling clown in floppy clown shoes combined. It really is like a vitamin Russian roulette and I find myself not knowing where to turn.

Fortunately now I have found a blogger who does great research on health topics such as vitamins and which foods to eat. She can let me know what the heck the Acai berry is and why every smoothie place all over the country is shoving it in my face like its the holy grail of berries. She will let me know which vitamins I should down and which vitamins will make me frown. Heidi's blog the Health Nut Wannabee Mom http://www.healthnutwannabeemom.blogspot.com/ is often updated and contains tons of quality health and nutrition information. For the ladies she is even going to start a series on how to eat and prepare for bikini season. Its a top quality blog and I hope you will all check it out and subscribe to both her blog and John's family blog at http://www.ezgreatlife.com//.

Hippies!

Right now I'm at a coffee shop 5 miles south of my hometown in a little city called Encinitas. You see Encinitas is not the largest hippee town that would be Berkely but per capita the ratio of hippies to people is as high as well the people here as they love their pot. It may seem that I am angry of these dwellers but I am not they are heroes. How they get by without jobs and still enjoy life is a testament to how cool they must be. They hang out with fellow unemployed individuals and they all take care of each other. They are beatnik gods and goddesses hanging out in coffee shops, collecting shells for their collages at the beach, and achieving greatness at hacky sack. Who else can weave a knapsack that can contain all of a person's worldly possessions? They must have magic powers. Through their mantras and positive thinking I believe they have come up with a way to turn soybeans into cold hard cash. They can't be eating the stuff so it must be their magic money train. Someday I will study amongst them and learn their secrets. It will take some sacrifices. I will have to go without meat, without shoes, and without showers but I will learn their crafty cash capers. Then after I'm rich i'll move far far way from them. Cursed hippies!

Screw you Kurt Cobain!

Kurt Cobain with one bullet you set music back thirty years, with one bullet you created the awful Foo Fighters and created emo rockers whining about their mothers not packing their lunches correctly. We knew Layne Stayley loved the needle too much, Eddie Vedder loved the Earth, The Chili Peppers loved the Lakers, it was only Nirvana that was going to be the music that defined our generation. My parents had the beatles and we are left with nothing. Thanks to you blowing your head off we have a generation of people in their mid to late twenties that think music sucks now. We are old people gomers complaining about how Rhianna sucks, panic at the disco is terrible, and who the fuck are the Jonas brothers. If you would have decided to stay things would be different. True rock and roll would still exist and Soundgarden and Rage Against the Machine wouldn't have broken up and I wouldn't have to write this blog making me look like a whining bitch... but I am... cause I am. You would be in your f'ing 40's still twenty years younger than the Rolling Stones and thirty away from Neil Young and they are still rocking. The Chili peppers and Nine Inch Nails have done an admirable job carrying the torch still rocking in their 40's, still sounding fresh, but not captivating a generation. So screw you Cobain your a legend but you would have been a living legend which is way fucking better as far I'm concerned.

EzGreatLife blog!

The ezgreatlifeblog http://www.ezgreatlife.com// is another personal favorite written by my new blogging friend John. His blog is very family oriented which gives his blogs a very honest and refreshing feel to it. It is apparent how important his family is to his life. Another thing that I love about John's blog is the financial and exercise tips that John shares. He comes up with some very creative ways to save money or overlooked ways to save money. One of his best blogs that concerned both financial tips and exercise was one in which he advocates ordering water at restaurants to save money. In addition to saving cash, which he goes into detail how you can invest it and make a nice profit on the savings, there are the added health benefits of substituting water for soda or alcoholic beverages. The ezgreatlife blog also showcases Johns love of barbecuing and cooking and he also adds a nice sense of humor to his lighter blogs.

80's toys where are they now?

Everyone knows that all the transformers went on to greatness from the 80's except for Jazz because they had to kill the only black robot on the show... racists. But whatever happened to all the other toys from the 80's? There are some interesting and tragic stories to be told. Light brites have ended up at every rave since the 80' s and their brains are pretty much fried. Barbie was tired of dating a man with no penis so she got depressed, ballooned up to 350 pounds, and then spent the rest of Ken's money on lipo. She's now very much a milf in her 40s married to Eduardo an art dealer from Colombia. GI Joe never retired from the Army and is now serving his ninth tour of duty, six of which have been in Iraq. He is pretty much a torso now but he keeps fighting.

My buddy and kid sister were tired of being dragged everywhere so they decided to marry each other and move to the West Virginia Ozarks. Fortunately these inbred loving dolls have been unable to have kids. Powerwheels got jealous of SUV's and have all rolled over and died. The Care bears made a couple of crappy movies but they don't care cause they got paid. They all live in Malibu. My little Ponies went to the glue factory but its a special glitter glue so its not that bad. Mr. Potato head as I said in my last blog is transgendered and is now known as Tangy Tater. Last but not least Teddy Ruxpin has continued his love of marijuana and sleeps on various couches across the country. One of those couches however is Matthew McConaughey's and they play bongos together often.

Jumping through hoops

ts pretty disgraceful what Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are doing for votes these days. Appearing in a video at the WWE wrestling event crossed the line. What won't these two do to get votes. To earn my vote they are going to have to pull out all the stops. I want Obama to be dressed as a court jester serving me carbombs while Hillary dons some janitorial garb and cleans my whole house. Make a commitment candidates. I want Hillary to juggle while she sings the Italian opera of her choice while Obama reinstates my google adsense account while giving me a nice shoe shining.

Also both of you must buy me the new grand theft auto game while giving me ten million dollars each and I know you have the money. I mean come on you'll do it you guys have already put yourselves out there appearing on talk shows, colleges, and carnivals, You really should have made it out to comic con you could have dressed up as Spiderman, Harry Potter, or Chewbacca giving you a legion of nerd voters. Hillary you especially would love comic con you wear so many costumes. Your a southern belle in the south, a tough east coaster out east, and a laid back spanish speaking westerner out west. You can be anything at comic con, just make sure you don't put on 1000 costumes at once or no one will know who you are. Meanwhile as you clowns try to be everything to everyone McCain's costume hasn't changed he is an old war hero and thats it.

Uplongdotcom

Uplongdotcom http://ulupongdotcom.blogspot.com/ is going to help you build traffic, build stronger backlinks, and achieve a higher page rank on google. The site is a particular favorite site of mine that I go to when I realize that i don't know very much about the internet and blogging. Nepspeed 82, who is the writer of uplongdotcom, always provides quality content. I've learning why deep linking is more effective than regular reciprocal linking,how to be a quality commentator on others blogs to get more traffic, and the million blog list. Uplongdotcom provides info that can get your blog ahead of the pack and keeps you informed about other sites that can help your blog out.