The Soge shirts blog today was nice and or foolish enough to let me The Joker write a guest blog. They wanted to know what kinda hijinks I do during the day when I'm not trying to kill that flying rodent in the flamboyant suit. I'm a pretty normal guy. I once shot a man in Reno, but I didn't have time to watch him die cause I was busy shooting at the cops. Just a little joker humor. Shit I gotta go feed my cats. K I'm back. Well right now I gotta find a new makeup girl. The last one started to get a huge crush on me. Yeah I may have had sex with her forty or fifty times but she should have known that it wasn't a relationship. It was more of a relaytionship bwahahahahaha... well screw you guys awful puns are funny. You know what I don't get? Sudoku I don't effing get it. If I want to solve annoying number puzzles I'll do my taxes thank you very much. As a criminal of course I won't ever be doing those. Maybe my crew and I should go hold up the IRS offices or the DMV. Not for the money but to give them the oh shit this is going to be a bad day feeling that regular folks get when they walk into those hell holes.
Speaking of crime you know what is a real crime? Paying over four dollars for any coffee based beverage from starbucks. I rob Starbucks as much as possible, but they always end up robbing me a little bit more. Shit I ran out of ADD pills no wonder this blog is all over the place like motivated ants at a picnic. Anyways in my day to day life I like to do a little reading, watch some Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia on dvd, and lose all my robbery winnings on online poker. I can't catch a break on those online sites. I need some freaking jokers in the deck to make a hand lolz. Well its been fun gang I'm gonna take me a little napparoo just in case I feel like trying to kill the batman tonight. I might as well cause summer TV sure sucks ass.
Friday, July 11, 2008
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Actually, Joker, summer TV has 'Burn Notice', 'Monk', 'Psyche', 'The Closer' and 'Saving Grace'. All on cable.
Totally take that show on the road. That's gold man, gold! (:
You know I actually believed I was reading the real joker. Glad he took time out to feed his cat. Great stuff you come up with. Don't know how you do it.
To to funny...I agree with blogger eve grey, take it on the road.
quickcutters
Love the language you use, is that how you speak?
You have a great sesne of humour, on the edge humour is the in thing!
Thanks for openign a door on your side of the fence. And I agree Starbuck rhymes with another word I am thinking about! :)
You are crazy...and funny...crazy, funny! And tell the Joker not to feel so bad, Starbucks rips me off all the time too--but I'm a glutton for punishment b/c I keep showing up there every day.
Funny Sh*t Tim, love it! Had me laughin out loud just, what you need on a sunny Saturday afternoon!!
Dido Bridget, that's funny sh*t! Keep it up bro!
Loved the motivated ants at the picnic thing. I was right there with ya. As usual, you are the best. The blogger king of comedy...
rofl - Didn't know Joker needed ADD meds but I guess it makes sense.
I got an awesome original Jack Nicholson Joker T-Shirt when I was in Isla Mujeres across from Cancun many moons ago*
It was a Statement + thensome!!
Great Beer Drinkin' TShirt - man that Baby travelled some Hard Partying Miles n Smiles********
;PPP
Sudoku puzzles are great if you can't fall asleep! My problem with them is i have no idea what the correct spelling is...is it sudoku or soduko?
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