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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Phrase Craze

Time heals all wounds, and also bleeping kills you.

Mimes suck at spelling bees.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Two rights make a Jeopardy contestant.

Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and boring.

If at first you don't succeed, fail at something else.

Think outside the box, unless your in a cubicle.

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he catches a lot of fish, before he gets sick of fish and gorges himself on McDonalds.

Love is blind, but lust has 20/20.

Know thyself unless you are a teenage boy, in which case stop knowing yourself all the time.

An apple a day keeps the doctor, HMO, PPO, clinic and all that other garbage away.


Christy said...

Love the list...where do you come up with this stuf??

Sogeshirtsguy said...

Christy I have no idea. An idea pops in my head and then I try to build on it. Glad you enjoyed it.

Sandy C. said...

"Mimes suck at spelling bees"- ROFL

These are hilarious :)


Time heals all wounds, and also bleeping kills you. Love it. You had me laughing again with a big smile!!!

ssgreylord said...

Mimes suck at spelling bees. Love is blind but lust has 20/20. Tim, I love you. You never fail to make me laugh... and your warped mind is both brilliant and hilarious!

Bubbles said...

Hahaha - Lust has 20/20
Real cute:)
Great list

Creative Mum said...

Interesting de-phrase list. :D

Martin Miller-Yianni said...

Nice load of twists! :)

Lea said...

So funny, just had to Digg it.

GetSmartGal said...

Ok my favs are jeopardy, failing, and the teenage boy one! Hysterical man I love it!

Disturbed Stranger said...

Great phrases!
Your post made me smile.. and it's hard to smile with all the depressing stories on my blog ;)
Lovely blog!
I'll be visiting you frequently if that's ok :)

Sogeshirtsguy said...

Hey Disturbed stranger stop by as many times as you want. :) Hopefully you will be an amused stranger.

Thanks for the digg submit Lea.

Funny how everyones favorites were different. Thanks Sandy, Christy, Heidi, Bridget, Martin, and Sarah.

Stacey @Real World Mom said...

I can't wait to use some of these! ;-)

nepspeed82 said...

Witty and funny. I don't think I'll ever be able to come up with killer punchlines like these.

LceeL said...

All's well that ends. Well?

Kimmylyn said...

Laugh out loud stuff.. hysterical.

Barbara said...

What a great list, funny but most of them are strangelt the teenage boy!

Chelle said...

I like the fail at something else quote :)