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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Celebs license to suck

Celebrities can get away with anything: Arrogance, negligence, murder, but their biggest transgression is their license to suck. Time after time a celebrity who succeeds in movies or sports tries to crossover into the music industry and nobody stops to warn them that they are awful. Lindsey Lohan, Shaq/Kobe, and Scarlett Johansen are major stars that tried to launch successful singing careers with zero talent. No one in their mammoth sized entourages told them that people have ears. We can hear you and you suck. Some of you sound like spider monkeys fighting crying movie theater babies.

Then there are the singers like Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carey, and Britney Spears who try to act in films. Remind me if The Dukes of Hazard, Employee of the Month, Glitter, or Crossroads won any Oscars? In fact the above named actresses were like Barbie/Bratz dolls brought to life with performances so wooden and dumb that they turn little girls fantasies into nightmares. The next step for celebrities is to take over the show America's got talent where the celebrities can try juggling and fire breathing to impress David Hasselhoff. Even if Tom Cruise lights himself on fire and suffers third degree burns during his fire breathing act his agent will shower him with praise. It's on us the general public to put an end to this charade. Don't watch Kazaam on the Disney Channel, ignore the new KFed Cd ( I guess he is a celebrity), and stop supporting Oprah's modeling career by buying Oprah Magazine. Let them know they suck

9 comments:

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

Your funny and right. I don't know what it is. Maybe they think since they did so well in one venue (or think they did anyway) that they can do anything. Great points!

john b said...

"Some of you sound like spider monkeys fighting crying movie theater babies." - that's great! Yeah, celebs should really stick to what the know!

The Natural State Hawg said...

Yeah! You tell 'em.

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Stacey @Real World Mom said...

Bravo! You have really hit the nail on the head with this. I would seriously hope (not that I'm famous), that if I were going to venture into something that would make a cause me to make a complete ass of myself, that someone would be kind enough to stop me!

ssgreylord said...

Go Tim!! I love it...

Eve Grey said...

You must not forget Paris Hilton and Bruce Willis' singing career and Madonna's painful acting.

LceeL said...

What will I watch? What will I read? What will I listen to? Hell with it - I'll just write my own stuff.

Kimmylyn said...

Amen.
Seriously.
And I am not even religious.

ciara said...

you know who really bugs me? and i KNOW i'll get flak from someone out there, but it's miley cyrus. i know she's a teen, but the girl cannot sing nor act. rather listen to her brother's band, metro station lol

o.k., she didn't really cross over from one thing to another, but it's WORSE, she STARTED OFF not being able to sing or act LOL