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Friday, August 1, 2008

Same sex marriage

The topic of same sex marriage frightens and upsets many people. Personally I think it is a non issue and that two people in love, who need green cards, or are marrying for financial benefit/status, should be allowed to get married. I really don't understand the die hards who are opposed to same sex marriages. Are you afraid that the divorce rate will go down? Gay couples probably are more likely to be better at to death do us part than straight couples. I'm betting that 50 percent of their marriages wouldn't end in divorce. Do you hate wedding planners? You might have seen those wedding planners act like stuck up whiners in the movies and want to keep money out of their pocket. I admit even I have bought into the Hollywood manipulated hate. The thing is though in real life they probably aren't much like the stereotyped characters you see in TV and movies. The extra income same sex marriages provide would be a boon to the economy and the weddings would be extravagant.

Are you afraid that you might learn how to dance or sing kareoke better at same sex weddings? If I was invited to a same sex marriage I'd take the opportunity to learn both skills, so I could belt out staying alive while not tripping over my feet. Another reason people may be opposed to gay weddings is that they are homophobic and couldn't handle seeing two men or women kiss when they tie the knot. Don't tell me you haven't seen any Will Ferrell movies or his old skits on SNL. You probably didn't walk out of the movie or change the channel. There you have it. There really is no reason not to support same sex marriages. Same sex divorces could be scary though because who would get the shoes.

18 comments:

Mr Lady said...

SnickerSnicker. The shoes. GiggleGiggle.

LceeL said...

I have nothing against same sex marriage. But wow, I can't imagine being married to another man. For one thing, no one would ever be able to take a crap without falling into the toilet. And we'd go broke buying clothes because no one would do the laundry. And who would do dishes - oh, I know, we'd eat at the bar, we wouldn't NEED dishes. Of course, we'd need four jobs between us just to keep up with the bar tab. Nah, I can't see it. Now, a couple of GAY guys could make it, I guess. It would just be a matter of deciding who's on top.

Sogeshirtsguy said...

lmfao lceel. That was the funniest thing I have read in a while. Kudos Lou.

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

As usual you had me laughing and spitting my water out. I am with you on the same sex marriages and green card marriages (loved that)! You tickle me!

LaTease "Teasas Tips" said...

Funny post sogeshirtsguy...Yeah, most gay couples do have longer lasting relationships than straight ones...go figure.

Stacey @Real World Mom said...

Love the fresh point of view on the old argument! Perhaps you should send this post along to a some of the gay rights groups as advice? ;-) Well done, as always! :-)

Eve Grey said...

Maybe they're afraid of non-tacky, gaudy weddings. Compounded with the absence of crinoline and a big ol' bouquet, these wedding goers might just lose their minds!!!

Anonymous said...

Being gay myself, I found your blog on same sex marriage to be very funny because alot of it is so true.
Thanx for the support!!!!

Anonymous said...

Being gay myself, I found your blog on same sex marriage to be very funny because alot of it is so true.
Thanx for the support.
Sincerely,
Corncurl

Regretful Morning said...

Gay weddings, straight weddings, it doesn't make a difference to me as long as the drinks are free.

Momo Fali said...

I wouldn't go to a marriage ceremony for two men, because they would TOTALLY look better than me, and they'd probably make fun of my shoes.

Sue said...

I don't know what people are afraid of. They should be allowed to marry esp. when kids are involved.

Christy said...

Right on! My brother in law is gay, and going to get married, and I am happy for him that he finally has the freedom to marry the person he loves...you're so funny, though...I'd like to know who gets the shoes myself! LOL :)

ssgreylord said...

I love the image of you singing karaoke!!! And Staying Alive would be your choice, hmm? I had you pegged for an "I'm too sexy..." rendition. And your dancing, well, hot stuff, I'm sure...

Tenakim said...

I'm all for it! That was before I thought of the boost to the economy- now I want them to make it mandatory!

vtr said...

i dont say i hate wedding planner..but its sad to say i dont wanna back for being wedding planner again...nice article kudo!

Kimmylyn said...

Giggle.. ha.
I am all for the same sex marriage..

kiwisoutback said...

Ha! This is great, and congratulations on all the Diggs!