"No white boy I cry"

While out this weekend I had the pleasure of seeing some white guys flat out butcher a Bob Marley song like it was a lamb being led to slaughter. Don't even ask me what Bob Marley song it was cause it resembled the song like Tom Cruise resembles the sane. Here are things that don't mix: oil and water, peanut butter and jellyfish ha, and White guys and Bob Marley.

I've accepted that some white guys can rap but they cannot do Reggae, with exhibit A being Snow. Sublime, although awesome, was more ska than reggae and are eliminated due to excessive drug use by their lead singer . No performance enhancing drugs to sing Reggae or else you may accidentally channel that soulful island vibe.

In fact there should be a law against everyone, not just whites, from doing Bob Marley covers. Damien Marley shouldn't do Bob Marley covers and he is a.) his son and B.) talented. Mice need to stay away from mouse traps, fish need to stay away from bears, and White guys should stay away from covering Bob Marley. Bad things are going to happen. Things like a white guy clapping his hands and doing a 360 while trying to piece together a third of the rhythm and melody that Bob Marley displayed is as painful to me as watching a baseball game go extra innings or watching the veggie tales.