Old School Computer TShirt

Remember before laptops and the iPad when life was simple? When computers at the most were DOS and not many people used them? At Soge Shirts we remember and that is why we created the Old School Computer t-shirt a design we have had since Nov 2008.

The Old School Computer funny geek graphic tshirt features a pencil that has two options. Just like a computer you can either print something or delete something. The pencil tip prints and the eraser deletes. It was so simple and yet so easy. We need to start putting pencils in time capsules now, so in twenty years we can prove to our kids that they really did exist. Schools of the future will be using Macbook Pro's and all those trips to the pencil sharpener for that awesome one minute break will go by the wayside.

One huge advantage of the old school computer was if your pencil didn't work you could sharpen it. If no sharpener was available there was always snapping it in two and pulling a new pencil out of your desk. It doesn't quite work for those new fangled computers dangnabbit. Snapping a real computer in two isn't advisable unless you are in the Office Space movie or are Bill Gates. Smashing a computer makes you an angry nerd while wearing a hilarious nerd tshirt makes you an awesome nerd and by nerd I mean cool just. like how bad means good.

So who needs this humor technology t-shirt? You do of course if you were born in the 80's or earlier. Some people don't believe that dinosaurs exist. With this shirt we can prove that pencils existed and give mad props to the graphite geniuses who came before Kindle and the Ebook. The Old School Computer design makes a great funny tshirt for men and women.

Another reason to get this shirt is maybe you hate technology with a passion. Hopefully with less hate than the Unabomber cause that was way too far. Maybe you hate pens. I mean come on pens get ink all over your hands and they don't have the power of the comforting eraser. Using pens is like drafting an email and not having the ability to edit the email. Whatever you write is out there.

So support the one the only the original: the pencil. The pencil is like the King or the Beatles while the computer is Linkin Park, Eminem or Britney. Hopefully the pencil will be remembered forever. It will with this design. That is for sure :)

Tim

Mark Zuckerberg remakes the constitution

Mark Zuckerberg: Eww this constitution is so Eww it really needs to have some changes made.

Thomas Jefferson: Changes? What changes pray tell should we make to the constitution it's nearly a document of perfection and my life's work?

Mark Zuckerberg: Omg have you seen me fiddle with Facebook. Every document even the Constitution, should be fiddled with every three months, even if the changes make the document worse.

Ben Franklin: What do you suggest Mark?

Mark Zuckerberg: First we got to get rid of this We the people crap. We need more room for pictures at the top and status updates. I just changed my status on the top of the constitution to Mark Zuckerberg is fixing up the constitution. Needs lot of work... LOL

Thomas Jefferson: Why do we need pictures at the top of the constitution?

Mark Zuckerberg: Don't you want to see what Johnny A and Georgie W are up to? I bet they are taking some awesome drunken pics with John Handcock.

Ben Franklin: It's Hancock.

Mark Zuckerberg: Whatevs. Just changed my status update to Ben Franklin is Bifocalsexual. LOL. Oh by the way Thomas Jefferson you just got a constitution relationship request from Sally.

Thomas Jefferson: I know no such Sally. Please deny her formal request for indicating we are in a relationship.

Mark Zuckerberg: Too late. Already accepted it. She already posted on the preamble part that you are the baby's daddy. Oh man my version of the constitution is much more entertaining.

Ben Franklin: This is an abomination. What business is it of ours to know of Jefferson's trysts and non political escapades?

Mark Zuckerberg: Apparently everyone's. James Madison just wrote like, and now Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr are arguing over just how big of a scuzzbucket you are Jefferson. This is getting so good.

Thomas Jefferson: Look at the malice and mayhem you are causing with all these changes to the constitution. This needs to stop.

Mark Zuckerberg: I agree I just changed the constitution again to add locations to check in. Paul Revere checked in at the Boston horse shop and the British just got hold of it and stopped him from riding to Lexington.

Ben Franklin: You fool you just got Hancock and Samuel Adams arrested by the King.

Mark Zuckerberg: Oh well one less beer off the market, I'm so sad LOL. Now I'm off to change the status of the Gettysburg address. Later Failing fathers.

Skull Roses Lock and peace sign design

Sometimes we need to celebrate the beauty of life. This Hand Sketched Drawing Turned into Beautiful Graphics For Girls Clothing design titled Skull, Roses, Lock and Peace Sign does just that. One thing that symbolizes beauty and love is a red rose. In addition to beauty and love, a red rose also symbolizes courage and respect. I think the Skull in this skull clothing design really pairs together well with red rose as the skull symbolizes our mortality and when you put them together it sends the message of a respect for the beauty and shortness of life. The peace sign in the design while obviously sending the message of peace also while paired with the skull/rose to me represents that life is short and peace needs to be practiced so that love can bloom on Earth instead of wasting time on hate. The lock in this rose artwork design to me represents that you have to unlock your heart to open it up to peace and love.

This design is truly special as it is a hand drawn piece of artwork by President of Soge Shirts David Cree. He originally just started drawing so this design is pure creativity at its finest and was never even intended to become a Soge shirts ladies graphic tshirt design. Since this design was hand drawn you can see all the pencil work and the meticulous detail David did in drawing the bed of roses. Little details like one of the roses being shaped like a heart make one intrigued if there is a deeper story behind the design. The pretty skull in the design if you look at it closely has a bit of a grin on its face and a little heart on its chin. To me this represents that the skull was lucky enough in life to have experienced love, passion, and peace all while unlocking the beauty of life.

Another cool aspect of this design is that since the artwork is hand drawn it looks like it could be a soulful tattoo of some sort. Instead though of enduring the pain and the price of visiting the local tattoo parlor you can rock this soulful pretty rose design on a tshirt. Besides the beauty of the shirt I also think it is kind of has an edgy and rocker feel to it. In fact even though this shirt is intended for women I am a bit jealous of how cool it looks. Just saying.

Don't mess with the Bieber

Don't let the mop top fool you. Justin Bieber is a bad ass. He let it be known the other day as he decided to slap a twelve year old who was calling him derogatory names. Nothing says street cred like backhanding a twelve year old. 12 year olds play in little league while Justin Bieber is the big leagues. There is a reason that Ludacris joins forces with Justin Bieber. It's not cause he respects JB it's because he fears JB.

Bieber once performed the Canadian version of Ludacris's hit single "Move bitch get out the way" and changed the words to "Excuse me miss would you please step aside, please step aside." The new version started a rap riot which ended with Ludacris getting a shiner from the Beebs following a mic slap. During the riot Bieber danced/ assaulted ten Canadian mounted police. The horses were unharmed however as JB rode away on one yelling "fuck you Dudley do right motha fuckas."

Bieber is not the innocent heartthrob the media portrays him to be. In grade school instead of playing kick ball, he kicked kids in the balls. Instead of hop scotch, he played drink scotch. Instead of playing house he played get in the kitchen and make me a sammich. Bieber also has a thing for older women disappointing many of his teenage fans. He is a regular on the Desperate Housewives set and can be often be seen buying condoms in bulk at the local costco. He is also applying to become a UFC fighter but the UFC may rule to ban him due to his vicious sharp nail attack. I'm calling my shot right now that Bieber may be this generation's Clint Eastwood.

Free tshirt scavenger hunt

Welcome to the Soge Shirts scavenger hunt! We're going to give away three prizes and the contest ends Friday Oct. 1st.

1. First and second place get to pick a t-shirt of their choice from http://www.sogeshirts.com. Sorry no sweatshirts or long sleeve shirts just t shirts.

2. Third place gets their choice of a Bananas gone wild shirt, Where rainbows come from shirt, or an OMG crack yay shirt. Winners will be picked from random.org.

There are many ways to gain multiple entries including participating in our scavenger hunt. You can even get an entry by getting us to check out your favorite blog or website and commenting. Here are the ways to enter.

1. Share our Facebook fan page http://www.facebook.com/sogeshirtsfunnytshirts with just five of your friends minimum. So easy. (2 entries)

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Scavenger hunt entries! Now some fun ways to enter

1. Find a blog post about Soge Shirts that is not from sogeshirts.com or sogeshirts.blogspot.com and send us the link at info@sogeshirts.com (hint: google is your friend) 1 entry

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Basic human needs: Unlimited Power

I'm a simple man. I don't need a lot of things to make me happy. Most of the time warm delicious food and a roof over my head is all I need. Every now and then some alcoholic beverages do the trick as well. However sometimes my ego gets the best of me and wants more, a lot more! Unlimited Power. The Power to do as I please when I want, where I want, and with who I want. No bosses to answer to, no bills to worry about, and a stress free life. In the old days two kids, a dog, and a picket fence were the American dream. Not good enough I say. Get greedy and go after Unlimited Power. Even if you fall short and you get limited power you are going to be feeling pretty good. It's time to rise up and not be happy with the status quo with this funny text t-shirt below called "I Just Want Unlimited Power."

Who needs this shirt? People fed up with current events, the economy, heatwaves, the Jonas Brothers (or at least two out of three)etc. Also if you have a sense of humor you are going to love this funny joke t shirt as laughing really is the best medicine (next to NyQuil of course.) This shirt is going to be an attention grabber and people will stop to read it. Just make sure not to wear it during the Tour De France or a cyclist may stop to read your shirt and cause a crash.

What's not to like about this shirt? Nothing. It has all the necessities of life all in one shirt. You have food, shelter, and unlimited power. It's like the Swiss army knife of shirts. Your Soge army knife of shirts starts for as low as $11.99 so come on down and get your Unlimited Power t-shirt today. Once you have this shirt all those goals you have set forth will be as easy as pie. You'll just look down at your shirt and start attacking the goals like ninjas on steroids. Now if you are unable to get Unlimited Power which you shouldn't at least you will see that you have warm food and a roof over your head. So this hilarious witty tee shirt is both inspiring and makes you humble. Double win.

Zazzle artist award for Where Rainbows Come From

Good news to report everyone. Our best selling t shirt Where Rainbows Come From was given a huge honor by the good folks over at Zazzle. It won a Zazzle artist award and was chosen as one of the best shirts out there from the billions of designs submitted on Zazzle. As a reward it is getting featured in the Offensive shirts section. This is the reason we fed that Unicorn all those beans and fried food as we knew it would pay off in beauty that everyone could enjoy.

You can check out Where Rainbows Come From on Zazzle by clicking on funny t shirts Also make sure to check out the rest of our funny tees at Zazzle. Once again we want to thank Zazzle for the wonderful honor.

And the winner is...

Just wanted to thank everyone so much for entering our bananas gone wild t shirt giveaway. We had 63 entries and lucky number 23 was the winner. That turned out to be Lisa King or for those of you on twitter @lisanorfolk Once again thanks so much to all those who entered. Don't worry though if you didn't win this time. Our next free t shirt giveaway will be soon. This time a funny t shirt for men will be given away. Ladies can enter too though of course. We couldn't run these contests without the support of all you followers, readers, and fans on facebook. Thanks again from both Dave and Tim.

Win a free bananas gone wild t shirt for women!

Hey guys its free tshirt time! Who doesn't want to win a free tshirt? That was a rhetorical question, so of course you want to win! This time Dave and I are giving away a free Bananas gone wild tshirt to one lucky winner. The shirt is for women but guys who want some bonus points for winning something for the special lady in their life can enter too. Also very soon we will be running a separate contest for the fellas to win a free shirt as well.

There are many ways to enter and you can get one entry for each of these:

1. Comment on this blog post and let us know what your favorite soge shirts tshirt is. Easy! (1 entry)

2. Join/Share our facebook fan page http://www.facebook.com/sogeshirtsfunnytshirts?ref=ts with some friends. Doesn't matter how many people you share with, anything helps. (2 entries 1 for joining 1 for sharing)

3. Email your friends your favorite soge tshirt with an image attached while putting info@sogeshirts.com as a CC in the email. (1 entry)

4. tweet at us (http://twitter.com/sogeshirts or @sogeshirts) your favorite design with the hashtags #sogeshirts #contest 1 entry

5. Comment on our facebook fan page about this blog post telling us your favorite design. 1 entry

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Contest rules:

You do all of those and you have seven entries to win a bananas gone wild t shirt! If we get lots of entries we might give away more than one! So get your entries in. You must be 18 or older to enter! The contest will run two weeks starting today. Please post what you have done on this blog post so we can count all your entries! The contest will run for two weeks and end May 21st! The winner will be picked at random using a random number generator from random.org Good luck and get those entries in!

Ronald McDonald to Retire? Don't McBet on it.

In Chicago it was announced today that Corporate Accountability International held a protest on Wednesday March 31st at a Chicago McDonalds demanding that Ronald McDonald retire. They say he has too much influence over kids eating habits. Luckily for me I was able to catch up with Ronald McDonald this morning via Skype.

Tim: Ronald with this new group calling for you to hang up your big red McShoes will you retire?

RMD: This is outrageous Tim. Honestly have you seen me in commercials lately? I mean come on, get out of town! If you were going to blame me in the 80's or 90's fine, I was on TV more than Justin Bieber, but now?

Tim: Do you really feel that you influence kids to eat at McDonalds?

RMD: Ridiculous once again. When little fat Suzie or little pudgy Johnny beg mom and dad for a happy meal, Mom and Dad need to say No. Tell little Suzie or Johnny that if they keep eating happy meals they are going to get insulin shots as a toy for their diabetes.

Tim: So you aren't to blame not even a tiny bit?

RMD: No Tim, not one bit. I don't pull a gun on people to tell them to eat at McDonalds. I'm a Mcfamilyman. I settled down with Birdie the Bird and we have a few McNuggets of our own. I never let them eat McDonalds. Did you know that I once got pulled over by the cops for no reason? They tried to say I had an ounce of marijuana on me, but they couldn't find shit. It was DWC.

Tim: DWC?

RMD:DWC Driving While Clown, look it up. It's all a setup. Luckily for me I don't have one of those clown squirting flowers on me. I know Bozo once got arrested for assault when he was pulled over and the cop touched his flower. Boom! Water sprayed in the officers face and Bozo got 7 years.




Tim: How does it make you feel that nobody is protesting Jack from Jack in the Box or The King from Burger King?

RMD: I feel rage. Those dicks are the scumbags and criminals of the fast food world. Don't let Jack's suit and tie fool you. He has been embezzling money from Jack in the Box for years. Might as well change the name of the restaurant to Enron in the box. As for the Burger King he just broke into a McDonalds and stole the Mcmuffin recipe. Not to mention all the beds he breaks into and climbs in. One time I woke up with the King and the next day he woke up to a restraining order.

Tim: What is next for you Ronald?

RMD: Well Birdie and I are going to take a cruise to the Bahamas with Mayor McCheese and his wife Grimace till this all blows over.

Tim: Wait Grimace is a woman? I always thought he was a man.

RMD: No, she is a woman. That is why her name is Grimace. When you find out she is a woman, you grimace.

Tim: Ah makes sense. Last question Ronald. What would you like to say directly to Corporate Accountability International?

RMD: Well I'd tell them that they need to start believing in magic and that they should order a happy meal from McDonalds. Lord knows they need the fun and nutrition a McDonalds meal provides.

Tim: There you have it. Thanks for that Ronald. Now I'm hungry and not loving it.

Farmville: The Video Game!

I have never myself played Farmville but as I understand it the game does not have an end. As a former recovering gamer who used to waste countless hours playing video games I cannot fathom playing a game that does not end. Today on the Soge Shirts blog I'm going to free all Facebook users once and for all as my protagonist Farmville Franny will attempt to beat the game Farmville.

As the game starts Farmville Franny is looking for the magical rake of justice that will finally bring rain to her dry farmland so her crops will grow. She know she must defeat a multitude of farm evil. Here are the villains she must defeat and each villains strengths and weaknesses.

Golden Chicken Little- Golden Chicken little is exactly like regular chicken little quite scared and frightened. He is by far the easiest of the Farmville enemies. All Franny must do is press the A button for threat and Golden Chicken little will give her a golden egg and run like the sky is falling. This golden egg can be used later.

Captain Moodur- Captain Moodur is a much more difficult opponent for Franny. He is a murderous cow and is directly responsible for the Chick Fil A eat more chiken cows who are his henchmen. His moves that Franny must avoid are the uddercut which is where he uses his udders to uppercut Franny. His most dangerous move is unpasteurized milk in which he shoots organic milk into your mouth. To defeat Captain Moodur Franny must find the mighty Mcdonalds meat packing plant.

The Skinless Potato- This level three bad guy is a potato with no skin and this is very angry. They say he may be Mr. Potato heads less famous older brother and thus became insane due to all the attention his plastic surgery loving brother was getting. The Skinless potato's moves that Franny must avoid are the spud scud in which the skinless potato peels a piece of himself with a knife and launches it at Farmville Franny's head and the tater crater. The Tater crater has never been used before but rumors are that the skinless potato has no genitals and that the crater involves something with his lack of genitals. Needless to say Farmville Franny must avoid this at all costs.

The Bowl Weevil- The bowl weevil is a pest that destroys crops but the one crop he never destroys is Marijuana. Most of the time the bowl weevil is too lazy to even attempt to get off its magic couch to destroy crops. It spends most of its days trying to turn the skinless potato into potato chips to cure its munchies. The bowl weevils main threat to Franny is that he will attempt to befriend her and get her to take a hit with him. If Franny can't resist his very persuasive phrase "just one quick one, just one" she may never get find the magical rake of justice or get employed by a home depot.

Farmville Users- The second to last villain in the game is Farmville users. Farmville users never want the game to end and will keep recruiting you to join Farmville like you were joining the skull and bones society at yale or a very charismatic cult. They will try to bribe Franny with Farmville gifts such as coins, chickens, cats, and even rats if that is what you are into. Anything to get Facebook users into their Farmville fam. For Franny to defeat them she must delete many of her Facebook friends and avoid adding new Facebook friends.

Colonel Kernel- Colonel Kernel is a well decorated piece of corn that has served in the Farmville army for many years. Recently he became elected as the head dictator of Farmville. He is the last boss in the game and only smashing his head with the golden egg can defeat him. His main weapons are his patented "oh no its stuck in my teeth" attack where he annoys you into submission by getting his corn stuck into your teeth. He also can change forms into ethanol which is usually quite ineffective. Once Franny defeats the Colonel she must shuck him to receive the magical rake of justice.

Good luck Franny in defeating Farmville. No one has done it yet but may you become a legend!

Cuddle party rap

In Sweden people are getting together to have cuddle parties in which people get together to touch each other in a non sexual way. I'm sure its only a matter of time before Swedish rappers begin to brag about their cuddling conquests so I decided I would beat them to the punch. My rap name will be Vanilla Nice and this rap is entitled "I'm gonna cuddle you."

I take command like a quarterback in the huddle
Girl you know I won't be subtle
cause girl we about to cuddle
I'm gonna cuddle you.

Like a pack of sleeping puppies curling up to their mom
My non sexual prowess goes to the break of dawn
so make sure to put your sweatpants and sweatshirt on
I'm gonna cuddle you

Chorus:
Girl I just want to hug and lightly touch
I hope its not too much.
These fuzzy feelings I need not force
There won't be intercourse.

Columbus may have sailed the ocean blue
Thomas Jefferson told us what to do
George Clooney may have made love to you
but girl he never got to cuddle you.

When you need your cuddle fix like that
hit me up on that yahoo chat
I'll be your warm personal teddy bear
So bring over a blanket to share

Chorus:
Girl I just want to hug and lightly touch
I hope its not too much.
These fuzzy feelings I need not force
There won't be intercourse.

Where Rainbows Come From featured on I Am the Trend TV Tonight

Hey guys exciting news today. Our shirt Where Rainbows Come From seen above is going to be reviewed by the Tshirt and music review guys from I Am The Trend Television.

We need as many Soge supporters as we can get tonight at 9 pm eastern 6 pm pst over at http://www.justin.tv/staticontv so come check out I am the Trend TV tonight at 9 pm eastern. If you register at justin.tv for free you can even chat in the chat room and root us on. We may get some haters because I am the Trend usually reviews graphic tshirts instead of funny t shirts so any support you can throw our way will be much appreciated. Dave and I hope you can make it.