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Friday, March 14, 2008

Leprechauns no more

I have a new theory concerning a creature of mythical proportions. Maybe they aren't mythical at all, they just don't reproduce due to several factors. Oh yes Leprechauns are real indeed, or they used to be real until they let themselves go extinct. Leprechauns don't exist anymore for two reasons: no females in the species and Leprechauns are gay. For proof that there are no female leprechauns just turn to television, movies, and books. I've never seen a female leprechaun and I would say it would be near impossible to be a female leprechaun, because all leprechauns have beards. Ah you say Lucky the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms doesn't have a beard. Lucky is a dwarf who killed a leprechaun, stole its identity, and found glorious cereal treasures. It all worked out for him.

Now as far as Leprechauns being gay my theory is this. First their pot of gold is at the end of the rainbow which is kinda gay. Second with no female leprechauns to breed with the boyos have to shamrock each others worlds. Thus with no ways to reproduce all leprechauns have gone extinct. What the leprechauns should have done was invest their gold money into cloning or test tube leprechauns so they could have danced jigs till the end of time. How did Leprechauns get on the planet in the first place? They evolved from monkeys. Tiny lucky monkeys or magic.

1 comment:

Nyte said...

hey tim nice blog i ran out of messages so i came here to tell you ty for your support and i look forward to getting to know you better tc and have a great day