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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Hippies!

Right now I'm at a coffee shop 5 miles south of my hometown in a little city called Encinitas. You see Encinitas is not the largest hippee town that would be Berkely but per capita the ratio of hippies to people is as high as well the people here as they love their pot. It may seem that I am angry of these dwellers but I am not they are heroes. How they get by without jobs and still enjoy life is a testament to how cool they must be. They hang out with fellow unemployed individuals and they all take care of each other. They are beatnik gods and goddesses hanging out in coffee shops, collecting shells for their collages at the beach, and achieving greatness at hacky sack. Who else can weave a knapsack that can contain all of a person's worldly possessions? They must have magic powers. Through their mantras and positive thinking I believe they have come up with a way to turn soybeans into cold hard cash. They can't be eating the stuff so it must be their magic money train. Someday I will study amongst them and learn their secrets. It will take some sacrifices. I will have to go without meat, without shoes, and without showers but I will learn their crafty cash capers. Then after I'm rich i'll move far far way from them. Cursed hippies!

12 comments:

Christine @ Serenity How? said...

I thought OB was the hippie capital of SD county, but I could be wrong LOL!

Thanks so much for visiting my blog. Keep your sense of humor. It serves you well. :)

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

Let me know what secrets you discover! I have always wondered how they do it.

myktoronto said...

If The Grateful Dead was Microsoft then Jerry Garcia would be their Bill Gates; although Bill gates is still alive despite his on camera appearance.
$95 million a year, the Dead pulled in during their heyday. Most of it tidied stuff like t-shirts and macramé and other groovy 60's carryovers.

T-shirts; hmmm...you may be closer to the dream than you think Tim! Uh now you just need to smoke a blunt every morning with your Starbuck's honey-granola mock maccachino. Simple!

Red said...

LOL, thank you for the laugh I needed a good one today! Love your sense of humor.

Thanks for stopping by and for the comment both are appreciated.

Bridget said...

Love it! But I agree with Christine OB is the true hippie area in SD. Maybe you are giving it such props because it is the caliber of "hippie" Encinitas is the crème de la crème.

Sogeshirtsguy said...

Bridget and Christine you are right. OB has a ton of hippies and they don't work at all either. I just haven't been down there as much. I was in Encinitas and unemployed hippies wouldn't leave the coffee shop I couldn't get a power cord and had to move. Mike Jerry Garcia took all the hippies money so that explains it. Red glad you liked it!

danielpyle said...

Hippies are the people that won't work the jobs that illegals do....they are the ones that are being talked about...where the more comes from...YOUR POCKET holmes

Cactus Ryan said...

Encinitas is split into two sections; the rich one that's more inland, and the heavily concentrated good vibrations coastal part that he's talking about. How do you know you are a hippe?If you still play hacky sack and ask people if they sack then it's pretty safe to say that you are a hippie!

Huckdoll said...

Sounds like heaven on Earth!

citizen jane said...

Let me know what you find out regarding those craft cash capers. I would participate in such a sociological experiment, save for the going without shoes, showers and meat. No can do.

Good luck! ;-)

ssgreylord said...

You're so funny. Can't stop reading your stuff...

Cody Carter said...

It is interesting how people can get by with no job like that. i've never thought of it that way, they should be looked up to in many ways.